Lords Of The Trident have announced that they are giving away for free their holiday EP, A Very Lords Of The Trident Christmas, to the worldwide metal masses.

Vocalist Fang VonWrathenstein has released the following statement about the EP: "In the giving spirit of this Holiday time, we've decided as a band that it's time to give back. In light of the fact that many families this season will go without a warm fire to gather around, we would like to present a solution. Download our Christmas album A Very Lords Of The Trident Christmas for FREE, and point your stereo at the hearth in your home. Literally anything placed in front of it should instantly set ablaze, filling your home with warmth, and your hearts with metal holiday joy.

Oh, by the way, the big guy in the red suit requests that you do NOT play the album while he is attempting to go down the chimney. Last year's 4th degree burns were no laughing matter."